We all love a good guessing game - but not when it comes to buying horses. If you're putting your noble four-legged partner up for sale or loan, please, for the love of hay nets and hoof picks, give us the full story. Tell us what they are like. Are they the equine version of a golden retriever, or a "catch me if you can" kind of character? Do they politely stand for the farrier or plot their escape during every trim? We need to know! And while we're at it, lets talk visuals. We're not trying to solve a blurry, zoomed in puzzle from 50 feet away. Give us proper, clear photos and please, no mystery legs cropped out of the frame. Oh, and videos. Actual, moving footage. Walk, trot, canter and maybe a jump or two. Show us what your majestic beast can do - preferably without a soundtrack of heavy breathing and your dog balking in the background. Be honest, be detailed!